oldblueeyes:

emiscoolerthanyou:

What, they couldn’t give Red an awesome outfit?

Taylor is in the weirdest dress.

Tastie!

(Source: mandaraee)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and #whips excite me. #mtg #idtapthat

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and #whips excite me. #mtg #idtapthat

juularmoon:

those motherfuckers are stoner macguyvers. they’ll turn anything into a bong

(Source: beben-eleben)

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#edh build with #vampire queen and some dark and twisty sisters. #mtg #idtapthat

#edh build with #vampire queen and some dark and twisty sisters. #mtg #idtapthat

memewhore:

epic-humor:

New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

#1 Ohio.  Fuck yeah.

NJ also very fucking polite.You’re welcome, asshole.

memewhore:

epic-humor:

New Jersey 3rd in Survey of Cursing (larger)

#1 Ohio. Fuck yeah.

NJ also very fucking polite.

You’re welcome, asshole.

(Source: nevver)

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There was no U before. Not the work of captain underpants

(Source: shialablunt)

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